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AP and UPI are reporting that the French government has raised their terror alert level, from RUN to HIDE. The only two higher levels in the French system are SURRENDER and COLLABORATE. The increase was precipitated by a fire which destroyed France's white flag factory, paralyzing the French military.
Tyler
Chairman, Wasatch Front French-Bashing Committee
posted by Tyler @ 3:55 PM
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Where do I sign up (for the WFFBC)?
Just so we all agree that the English are the least reprehensible of all the Eupopeans.
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