Friday, April 08, 2005

This Just In

AP and UPI are reporting that the French government has raised their terror alert level, from RUN to HIDE. The only two higher levels in the French system are SURRENDER and COLLABORATE. The increase was precipitated by a fire which destroyed France's white flag factory, paralyzing the French military.

Tyler
Chairman, Wasatch Front French-Bashing Committee

3 Comments:

At 5:47 PM, Blogger Charley Foster said...

Where do I sign up (for the WFFBC)?

 
At 6:48 PM, Blogger The Niem said...

OH So funny!
Hey there Charley. I guess we need to send you an invite. I'm not sure if I can do that because I was invited myself, but hmmm... I'll do some checking, or at least I'll e-mail Tyler and Jamo.

 
At 6:24 PM, Blogger Charley Foster said...

Just so we all agree that the English are the least reprehensible of all the Eupopeans.

 

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