Thursday, April 07, 2005

I Sense Trouble

This is cool, but...
Hole Drilled to Bottom of Earth's Crust, Breakthrough to Mantle Looms

I've watched enough bad disaster movies to know what happens next. Isn't it about this point where we find we broke the planet, or unleashed Godzilla, or are slowing Earth's revolution or something?

6 Comments:

At 4:11 PM, Blogger j.m. said...

I'm pretty sure this is where the aliens with spaceships immune to nuclear weapons show up and we have to rely on Will Smith, Jeff Goldbloom, and a ridiculously stupid computer virus to save the planet. Now THAT's reality for you.

 
At 4:14 PM, Blogger Tyler said...

Ah. I thought we had to build a lava-proof submarine out of impossible materials and powered by a completly impossible method to travel into the Earth's core and do...something...that makes everything okay again. And make out with the hot girl at the end.

 
At 6:43 PM, Blogger The Niem said...

I thought we had to send a team of sea-based oil-riggers to the site with a satchle-sized nuclear warhead, hopefully blowing the impending disaster away... while walking as a group in slow motion.

 
At 7:05 PM, Blogger Tyler said...

Adam - you mean like this?

Or this?

 
At 7:37 PM, Blogger j.m. said...

In all truthfullness, it doesn't matter what we do. As long as you make out with the hot girl at the end nothing else matters. You know that's the goal. What other reason do we have to want to keep our miserable lives? None. Life is only worth living if you get to make out with the hot girl. Hollywood has taught me well. I'm glad I was paying attention. -jamo

 
At 3:50 PM, Blogger Nathan said...

And all this time I thought we were trying to get rid of Bilbo's ol' ring. But I guess rings aren't that bad...you get a ring when you're married...when you're married you get to make out with the hot girl every day! Life is good :)

 

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