Signs Of Your Impending Doom

Just so you know - the world may be ending.

• The Seattle Seahawks have the best record in their entire conference. (You've gotta understand - they've been so bad for so long...)

• The Canadian Liberal Party actually lost a vote in its Parliament and is forced to hold an election on something other than its own timetable - for the first time in over 30 years.

• National Review is singing the praises of South Park.

• I have a date this Friday.

Get your affairs in order. You've been warned.