Monday, October 24, 2005

Beware The Ninja Threat

As reported in the Idaho Statesman:
Ninjas Rob Idaho 7-Eleven
Boise police are looking for two men who robbed a 7-Eleven while dressed as ninjas.

The robbers, described as being in their early 20s, walked into the 7-Eleven at Ustick and Maple Grove Roads around 2:45 a.m. Friday, threatened a clerk with a butcher knife and ran away with an undisclosed amount of cash. They were last seen heading West on Ustick, Boise police spokesman Lt. Randy Roper said.

A dark-colored passenger car was seen speeding away from a nearby Pizza Hut soon after the robbery and may have been involved.

No one was hurt in the robbery, which is still under investigation.
Apprently the assassination business is poor in Idaho, if the local ninja chapter has stooped so low as to try to survive on pilfered Slim Jims and Big Gulps.

The solution is obvious. The city of Boise must recruit seven samurai from Japan, have them swear fealty to the Mayor, and have them hunt down and eliminate the ninja menace, so the peaceful farmers of Idaho can return to their fields.

Found over at Orbusmax.


At 3:59 PM, Blogger Maine Man said...

Seven Samarai? I think you are giving the ninjas too much credit. Two or three Samarai should do the trick just fine. You'd only need one Samarai if you got the chick from "Crounching Tigger Hidden Dragon" and all the male farmers would be pleased.

At 9:50 AM, Blogger The Unknowable said...

I would search the sewers for the ninjas. They seem to enjoy pizza, coincidence? i think not.

At 10:05 PM, Blogger The Niem said...

Is someone actually reading police blotter from Biose, Idaho??

To this person I must say: please come back to us... the world is filled with interesting things... you could read an entertaining novel... you could find a girlfriend...

I'm just saying you don't want to wake up one day in a Lay-z-boy, wearing underwear, surrounded by Idaho newspapers and asking yourself... What have I been doing? Holy crap, there's a whole world just outside my window.

(joking of course, so no offense Tyler :))


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