Merry Christmas
And it came to pass in those days, that there went out a decree from Caesar Augustus, that all the world should be taxed.
(And this taxing was first made when Cyrenius was governor of Syria.)
And all went to be taxed, every one into his own city.
And Joseph also went up from Galilee, out of the city of Nazareth, into Judaea, unto the city of David, which is called Bethlehem; (because he was of the house and lineage of David:)
To be taxed with Mary his espoused wife, being great with child.
And so it was, that, while they were there, the days were accomplished that she should be delivered.
And she brought forth her firstborn son, and wrapped him in swaddling clothes, and laid him in a manger; because there was no room for them in the inn.
And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night.
And, lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them: and they were sore afraid.
And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people.
For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord.
And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger.
And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God, and saying,
Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men.
Luke 2:1-14
Wishing you a very Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year.
See you in 2007.
posted by Tyler @ 8:32 AM
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The Mormon Song
(to tune of Adam Sandler's "Hanukkah Song")
Break out the Golden Plate, here comes 2008.
So fun to guess the fate of our favorite Mormon candidate.
Mitt Romney has been a Mormon all his life.
And unlike Giuliani and McCain, he's only had one wife.
When you think like pundits in town who think it can't be done,
Here's a list of people who are Mormon, Mitt's not the only one.
Harry Reid's a Dem who'll lead the U.S. Senate,
And then there are Republicans Orrin Hatch and Robert Ben-nett.
Guess who eats together when Congress is in session,
Senator Mike Crapo, and Congressman Mike Simpson
George Allen's part Jewish; and he won't run in '08,
Romney lost a foe because of Macaca-gate.
Now on the war on terror, Mitt Romney won't be soft,
and he can form a Cabinet with Chris Cannon and Brent Scowcroft — (both Mormon)
So break out the Golden Plate, here comes 2008
If you go to see Salt Lake , the Marriot sure is great.
O.J. Simpson — not a Mormon,
But guess who is, Governor Jon Huntsman.
Romney's got a plan to make it to the fall,
And if he does, he'll do better than Mo Udall.
You may be convinced that it's not that tough a fight
If Mitt gets help from the star of Napoleon Dynamite!
Not many Mormons are in the news biz — Larry King isn't, but did you know that his wife is?
Go tell Gordon Hinkley, '08 will be here quickly,
McCain hopes that he'll face Hillary, but hey may not be the nominee.
So stay away from coffee, and better not drink whiskey
Cause maybe soon we all might see, a Republican President named Mitt Romney.
From NRO
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