Tuesday, March 21, 2006

A Public Service Announcement

My friends, I come here to inform you of a grave threat lurking out there among our choices of recreation.

Marathons.

Just this last weekend, two died while running in the Los Angeles Marathon. Who knows what the toll will be by year's end?

Indeed, the first marathon killed its only runner. Marathons are celebrating a culture of death!

It is time to organize, and end this menace.

Thank you.

1 Comments:

At 2:55 PM, Blogger Maine Man said...

Marathons don't kill people- people kill people!

 

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